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Cooter Pooch

A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".
I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole
by Jeffinitely July 1, 2011
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Dick pooch

He shaves his dick pooch for the ladies
by CrazyKrissi September 7, 2018
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Pooch Wrapped

The act of wrapping your hand around your partner's penis and jacking him off.
A: Dude, did you get lucky last night?

B: Nah man, I only got pooch wrapped.
by yomamma80 June 20, 2011
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Floop the pooch

When a healthcare provider performs a lower transverse C-section and folds part of the stomach flap up over itself during the process of removing the baby.

Also known as “flipping the pouch” or “flipping the pooch.”
Damn, he really flooped the pooched!

I liked cutting the cord, but my favorite part was when he flooped your pooch.

I think the next one will probably be a C-section too. He’ll probably floop the pooch again.
by YourMommasOnCrackRocks October 20, 2022
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gooch pooch

The "pooch" of fat around the vaginal area of a heavier woman's torso. Also known as the "front bum"
Check the gooch pooch on that whale!
by Twitch801 November 22, 2007
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Crotch pooch

noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch region on indians
Damn, that's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!
by Brittany February 6, 2005
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