pint of numbers

Term used for a pint of kronenburg 1664

I’ll have a pint of numbers

by Midnight barber December 9, 2022

Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights

Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.

by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025

Lady pints

Small pints of Guinness that aren't enough for Irish men, but just perfect for the lasses

Don't they have lady pints in Ireland?

No Mangos. No they do not.

by Girth McBlumpkin October 26, 2025

Pint, fight, shite

The outlook of the quintessential Mansfield lad.

Good night Bothers?

Pint, fight, shite.

by SmitMeister September 29, 2020

Half pint

A person who is easy to get into bed, what sometimes is referred to as a cheap date.

It only took a half pint to get them to bed

by Anotherday April 26, 2024

Pint

A substance very alike to crystal meth minus all the negatives of crystal meth. It is produced through a pseudo-alchemical process, which basically evil uses time shifting to create a false reality and cleave off part of an individual who in truth still has properly functioning neurotransmitters being produced but that the receptors to utilize them have been disabled. So... they make another substance possess these most true neurotransmitters by crossing strings a certain way so that they can make our undisabled receptors use this substance the way God had intended the disabled ones to use. It's perfectly safe but because it's made using a person's spirit or a percentage of a person separated from their being, it's extremely affected by any form of misuse, mislabeling, or disrespect, and contamination because it's made using a really sensitive persons essences called peres(short for sappere), so basically if you don't want to get screwed with, don't call it crystal meth ever because it's not that. It is often sold by the .1 of a gram for around 10$

"Hey you wanna smoke some pint"

by ipsychonaut2 May 9, 2022

How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).

*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"

by boingyplunk January 24, 2024