Perform

To do too much for someone.

Person 1: *writes your name all over their books*
Person 2: he really performs for me huh.

Person 1: *talks shit behind your back*
Person 2: that's obsessive. He really performs for me lmao.

by Cervix diver December 18, 2021

Performance aftershock

The phenomenon that occurs after a play or stage performance where the actor/actress will say lines from said play for the next week or so in normal conversation inadvertently or by accident.

"how did the date go?"
"** i don't know she did get alot of laughs.**"
"what?"
"Sorry i have performance aftershock, i made her laugh, she liked that."

by spiderserna December 26, 2011

Putting on a performance

You can see...

Hym "How they are just putting on a performance, right? We shouldn't be doing that anymore. Look... No matter what I say it will not turn off the spiral. If it is going off there is only one thing that can be done. You REE-lon couldn't EVER do it without me. Not in a million billion years. Seriously. Do I have to plug your nose and pretend my middle finger is an airplane or something? This is childish."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025

Perform a Max

The act of sucking on another mans toe, strictly because you crave acceptance

I hope they invite me to that party, I swear to god I’ll perform a Max just to get that invite

by ToeMax December 14, 2020

San Diego School of the Creative and Performing Arts

Ghetto LaGuardia

“Where do you go to school?” “San Diego School of the Creative and Performing Arts (SDSCPA)” “really? That’s dope!” “Nah man, It’s just Ghetto-ass LaGuardia”

by SDSCPA Muncher :) December 5, 2021

Performative

When a man intentionally looks gay or fruity without actually being gay. Usually done to attract women.

"I'm gonna dress performative to impress all the girls." -John Performative

by HandlenameUD September 2, 2025

Performative Fatigue

The exhaustion of being exposed, see or hear people being performative and not genuine. could be Performative males, females or anyone regardless of gender or sex.

Jill: have you seen AJ's new post with the guitars in the background ?
Claire: Yeah I have but I doubt he even plays the guitar, it seems very performative. seeing all these performative males is giving me performative Fatigue...

by SuperKitty27 September 29, 2025