Your Dad

1. The reason your sad ass exists.
2. That guy who left to get milk 7 years ago.

"Your dad is a horrible person"-Scumbag

by The Legend Scumbag December 3, 2018

Your dad

Is Lesbian

Girl: Your dad is straight Boy: No he isnt hes lesbian

by String Bean 28 February 19, 2020

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021

your dad

Your dad is defined as the direct opposite of "your mom".

Your dad is often used against your mom in great arguments.

by Ducarius March 13, 2023