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Crack of Noon

The time in which is used when lazy BUMs when waking at the butt crack of dawn is inconceivable.
tenacious D

“ Your training starts at the CRACK OF NOON”
by CAREEB November 25, 2019
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It’s high noon

Voice line from the gameOverwatch
*does ultimate*

Mccree: - ”It’s high noon
by ÅKEISBAE October 14, 2018
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Mr. Noone

Mr. Noone better known as iron man got in a fight with the fresh prince. The fresh prince said that iron mans arms were as fragile as glass. Iron man responded by telling prince he had the iron hairline
by Mr noone May 3, 2019
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night noon o'1

after midnight, 12:01am
Lucas: yo bro i stayed up past night noon! Duke: no one cares, its night noon o'1 lmao
by hehehehawwwwwwwww2 October 6, 2022
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Cock strikes noon

When you get a boner, referring to both hands on the clock pointing up when it is noon
The cock strikes noon when one watches porn or with their significant other
by Jiminy cherrypopper February 9, 2015
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Noon O' Clock

It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.
Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic
by Remy Michael May 15, 2020
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Noone

An attempt at some numpty trying to say "no one".
Jerry: Noone would ever put pineapple on pizza, it just ain't right.
Stuwart: Hehe... noone. Anyway your point is invalid due to your incompetency, I'll go halves on the pizza though.
Jerry: Fine, but if I find a single speck of pineapple on my half I'm gonna flip my lid.
by Stanley Jaguar May 24, 2020
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