A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
Get the misty johnsonmug. I cooked up some shrimps for my lady to enjoy while giving me head. Wanted to hook her up with a Misty special for Valentine’s Day.
by Father Sean Misty February 26, 2023
Get the Misty Specialmug.