Mercedes

Someone who really needs a Caelan

Mercedes.

by Blehstuff March 14, 2021

Mercedes-moron

A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.

No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"

No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."

by Cool4Katz November 4, 2025

Mercedes

Very good and smart person that is wonderful and amazing and wonderful and amazing. She is so beautiful and weird and the best. She will be a good friend if you bribe her with skittles and mountain dew code red. She wont bite you. most likely. no guarantees. Overall, she is probably better than you, peasant.

"Mercedes is the best and the awesomest and deserves sugary treats."

by Besties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 18, 2025

Mercedes guy

A term used on Mercedes owners who stole your partner/is your partner's sugar daddy

Takumi Fujiwara: Good luck with the Mercedes guy.

by SNCB 4136 March 15, 2023

Mercedes

she’s really nice and a dobby lover sometimes she even dressed as dobby for fun!

mercedes is such a dobby

by swt.aly November 20, 2023

Mercedes-Benz E-Class

The rich person's Camry. One of Mercedes' most popular models in the US, the E-class is one of the best selling European cars on the market. Everyone from doctors to lawyers has one, and it isn't uncommon to see at least fifteen or twenty in the parking lot of an upscale mall or restaurant. More often than not, they're leased by men having a midlife crisis, and accompany a Lexus RX in the garage. Bonus points if said E-class is parked in the middle of a mall around November/December with a big red bow on the roof.

Since Andrew's wife divorced him, he bought himself a Mercedes-Benz E-Class.

by henry1272838442 October 18, 2022

MERCEDES

The hottest ,wildest person you will come in contact with. You are Blessed if she is your Partner. She will go out of her way to make you happy.. She is Beautiful inside and out .Never a dull moment with MERCEDES.

Mercedes is One of a Kind

by anonymous November 23, 2021