A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.
No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"
No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"
No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."
by Cool4Katz November 4, 2025
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by Niñarica101 November 23, 2021
Get the Mercedes del carmen mug.Mercedes is likely to be a very delicate girl, with high needs, usually very fancy and a high quality sushi master. However, when someone gets to know better a Mercedes, sees a girl with a really strong sex humor, full of dirty jokes, often intensified by a Pedro of her life and all she can do is a mere overcooked rice and getting drunk while doing it.
All in all, Mercedes is a good friend who cares for her friends and has a lot of fun with them.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)
All in all, Mercedes is a good friend who cares for her friends and has a lot of fun with them.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)
by King_Nick November 23, 2021
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All in all, Mercedes is a great friend who cares for her friends, cheers up everyone and everyone cares about her.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)
All in all, Mercedes is a great friend who cares for her friends, cheers up everyone and everyone cares about her.
(You can only imagine what she does with her boyfriend if she has one)
by King_Nick November 23, 2021
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Mercedes is One of a Kind
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