by Nigger faghot December 2, 2017

Is a self conscious snake, who doesn't care about anyone but his self. He doesn't give his girlfriend the love she deserves. Matt is a noob don't be like matt. He makes plans and cancels them. Just like we will to his funeral.
by YouCansuckdick December 29, 2016

A horny fuckboy who will leave a goddess for a weasel looking bitch. He also is very cocky and thinks he is hot enough for pretty girls to chase after him even though he looks like a bobblehead.
Go away Matt
by Cookiehowlter October 23, 2016

by Bigboicorbyn78 March 4, 2019

Super nerdy kid. Loves video games and is really smart. A video game geek. And for some reason thinks cookies taste like babies
by Youllneverknow July 28, 2018

An amazingly funny, handsome, smart, and athletic person. Has dirty blonde hair with gorgoues hazel eyes and a laugh that can make just anyone fall out of their chair. Matt's usually love soccer and pokemon and would do anything for that one person they really love. Always with their friends or girlfriend laughing at idiotic puns or jokes. Loves cats even more than he loves himself. Truly a mesmerizing person.
Rachel: Omg did you see that soccer player he's so hot.
Shelby: Omg yes i think Lex said he likes pokemon must be a Matt
Shelby: Omg yes i think Lex said he likes pokemon must be a Matt
by WolffGirl April 20, 2018

A very smelly person, doesn't often take showers, clueless and retarded. Thinks people like him but they really don't.
by Yeet7262 July 28, 2016
