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[Acute] [Marching] [Band] [Withdrawal]

Acute Marching Band Withdrawal is the influx of negative emotions that occurs directly or shortly thereafter the terminus of a marching band season. Coincides with having too much free time on weekends.
Bob: Pat, why are you so down?

Pat: Because marching band ended...I have Acute Marching Band Withdrawal

Bob: Shouldn't you be happy? You have free time, now.

Pat: But nobody talks to me during band class anymore, and I don't hang out with any of my friends

Bob: Quit your whining. At least you're better than the football team...
by Drew P. Weinerhofer November 30, 2013
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Pound my ass like a marching band drum

Verb
1. An expression one used to describe the feeling of always being fucked by every one and/or in every way other than intercourse.
I had to work 14 hours today then sit in 4 hours of traffic and got a fucking flat tire 3 hours from my house! Pound my ass like a marching band drum!
by Veddy Sick Man December 6, 2022
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marching dust

Check out the crittler, he's been on the marching dust for weeks.He needs to LAY DOWN, and go night night.
by EH of HB November 5, 2007
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oregon marching band

The university of oregon's marching band. They are known for memorizing their music, being sponsored by nike, and their "wall of sound". Also called the OMB
Man the Oregon Marching band had some wicked moves in their 007 show!
by Tenor January 16, 2008
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lhs marching band

A clusterfuck of lassiter students who like to spend the entire day with band fags. they get enjoyment out of practicing, and get boners when they play a note in tune. see cult
Band fag # 1: Hey man i just got a new trombone
band fag # 2: Jinkies, that is the one i wanted for christmas. u lucky duck!
by Ryan L. December 15, 2004
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Carmel High School Marching Band

1. Arguably one of the best High School Marching programs in the United States
2. A group of dedicated and hard-working individuals who work from May to November to represent Carmel High School in competitions across the Midwest, National competitions, and every 4 years, in another state like California.
3. The High School Marching Band that everyone is salty about for winning 3 years in a row.
Avon fan: "Ugh, the Carmel High School Marching Band won AGAIN."
Broken Arrow fan: "Ikr, they shouldn't have won."
Carmel Kid: "Lol stfu. Broken Arrow and Avon have beat us before."
by They did surgery on a Baritone December 12, 2018
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