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invisible car

phrase one uses when trying to sound cool when you're actually just too poor to even afford a piece of shit car like yours
First guy: Wow, this is a piece of shit
Second guy: Yeah well where's your car
First guy: It's an invisible car. Yeah, I'm just that rad.
Second guy: Dude, did you ride a fucking bike here?
by Squidly09 June 9, 2008
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Invisible Assassin

OMG, shut up IA, and stop with the posting!
by BigBoss21388 October 10, 2004
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Joined the choir invisible

another term used to describe someone who's died, as first used in the "dead parrot" sketch of Monty Python.
He's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible
by Co-stanza August 31, 2010
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Inebriated Invincibility

An extreme drunken state where power level is over 9,000. Those with Inebriated Invincibility have no fear of death.
1. Rob: "I've got Inebriated Invincibility right now, man. You think I could kill everyone here?"

George: "I think you're drunk, man. Simmer down."
by mbarfiel February 11, 2010
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How to kiss someone invisible

Dude you have no hobbies why you searchinghow to kiss someone invisible“ ?????
by Artistic fox October 1, 2018
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invisible touch

The act of masturbating under the cloak of camouflage or darkness. A clandestine stroke, in other words.
My deer hunting trip was really taking a toll on me. After thinking about Oprah Winfrey for 5 minutes in my tree stand, I pulled my pudd out of my camo pants and had an invisible touch.
by Rondo Boner March 26, 2009
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Invisible Mountain

An awesome crazy Chick with a best friend named Miss Traci.
In the hills of Pinconning, MI, there stands an Invisible Mountain, singing blues and watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
by Traci Green June 1, 2003
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