Ernest Hemingway

An absolute fucking unit, and a guy that cannot keep his dick in his trousers

Ernest Hemingway banged my wife..

by Ernest Hemingway May 16, 2022

memes that heme

A dank meme. Something very bootiful in this world.

Boi1:Eat my memes
Boi2:Those are memes that heme.
Boi1:No u
Boi2.exe has stopped working

by epop September 15, 2018

HEMET

shitty fuckin tweaker town in southern california. nothing to do except drink beer, fight, fuck, smoke, and ride dirtbikes. mexicans everywhere, nigger whors walkin around. full of old people.terrible weather. just a town full of tweakers basicly.

drink till she looks good

by joe public September 15, 2005

Heemin

Drinking Hennessey

Yo dawg, I am straight up heemin tonight with Becca in a bear mask.
Coo.

She's gunna be in a tiger mask.
That's straight wack.

by heemingood July 16, 2015

semi-hemi

A man's semi erect penis.

Wearing my wet suit always gives me a semi-hemi.

by Bobby James! December 13, 2007

hemingway

Verb, to blow one's brains out with a shotgun. Usually used in reference to suicide, but can be used to denote homicide as well. Named after American author Ernest Hemingway who died by hemingway.

John: Did you hear? Kurt Cobain died!!
Jane: Yeah, I heard he hemingwayed himself!

John: I hate this office job! I might have to hemingway everybody in here!

by Kraft_d May 19, 2010

hemed up

To be unable to go out and have fun with your boys because your girl says it's "me time."

"Dogg, I can't roll to Dream tonight, my stank ass girl got me hemed up again."

by Nuckra May 28, 2003