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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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Helping Hand

During group sex, when one male participant's penis slips loose during penetration, and they can't easily re-insert themselves. This is when another individual male, female and even non-sexual participants provides assistance in the form of grabbing the penis, repositioning and then re-inserting it back into the orifice it had slipped free of.
During the DP, the guy penetrating the woman's vagina from underneath slipped out. The Director didn't want to cut, so he gave a Helping Hand by putting the penis back into the vagina. They did not cut that part out, so it made it into the final cut.

Did you see the guy slip out of the girl and then the other guy helped him back in? That was kind of hot.
by Yamitora1 May 21, 2024
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Herring

When a younger person finds attraction in a significantly older person
"You lowkey herring it rn with that crush on Wolfe."
by June the Wumbo May 7, 2025
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Herring

To find yourself attracted and/or actively seeking a relationship with a person that is older than you.
"You lowkey Herring it with your crush on the gym teacher."
by June the Wumbo May 12, 2025
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HELPING HAND

When you are fucking someone and she, he, or you decide to give manual stimulation directly to their genitals to help them orgasm. e. g a reach around during sodomy
My lover usually pegs me on my back on the kitchen table so that she can give me a helping hand to force me to climax.
by pegn May 18, 2025
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Harping

A situation where someone unintentionally acts dumb, unserious, or distracted during a game, yet still manages to be the top performer. The behavior appears clueless on the surface, but masks a high level of skill that somehow comes through.
person A:"dude stop harping and lock tf in"
person b:"dewd im only harping its not that serious"
by zzzyrin October 11, 2025
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