poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.

I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.

by poopsandwich November 12, 2014

Side Grit

A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.

Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."

by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009

girly grits

An unclean girl who does not know how to clean her vagina; often confused with a venereal disease; revealed if they request 'time to prep' before getting down and dirty; must sanitize before use.

I've never known anyone brave enough to face girly grits and come out the other side.

by hushedjournal6 September 8, 2020

Yellow Grits

Tusionexx cough syrup.. very thick and delicious way to get leaned

Fixin to ride out to the plug house for some yellow grits

by Bamabootypatrol August 22, 2011

holding the grit

The Mississippi definition of working

We was holding the grit today on the job site

by Solar tl November 2, 2017

grit dick

After rough sex with a dirty butt all the nasty clumped up untrained ceman gets broken loose and sticks to your dick.

That dirty butt slut gave me a real case of the grit dick

by 1disturbedimmortal February 16, 2022

salty grits

When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong

This term was derived in North Hills

dickhead you salty grits dick head wit ya little hype ass

by Shizzymac May 21, 2018