poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.

I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.

by poopsandwich November 12, 2014

Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.

"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"

by Naughtynurse0813 October 20, 2015

salty grits

When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong

This term was derived in North Hills

dickhead you salty grits dick head wit ya little hype ass

by Shizzymac May 21, 2018

girly grits

An unclean girl who does not know how to clean her vagina; often confused with a venereal disease; revealed if they request 'time to prep' before getting down and dirty; must sanitize before use.

I've never known anyone brave enough to face girly grits and come out the other side.

by hushedjournal6 September 8, 2020

holding the grit

The Mississippi definition of working

We was holding the grit today on the job site

by Solar tl November 2, 2017

Yellow Grits

Tusionexx cough syrup.. very thick and delicious way to get leaned

Fixin to ride out to the plug house for some yellow grits

by Bamabootypatrol August 22, 2011

Swamp Grits

The combination of chode sweat, crabs and beach sand that can be found anywhere between the ass crack and ball sack.

Man, an afternoon of chasing snatch on Daytona Beach has left me with a bad case of swamp grits.

by Umpaloompasmasher6969 March 23, 2022