Swamp Grits

The combination of chode sweat, crabs and beach sand that can be found anywhere between the ass crack and ball sack.

Man, an afternoon of chasing snatch on Daytona Beach has left me with a bad case of swamp grits.

by Umpaloompasmasher6969 March 23, 2022

poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.

I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.

by poopsandwich November 12, 2014

holding the grit

The Mississippi definition of working

We was holding the grit today on the job site

by Solar tl November 2, 2017

grit dick

After rough sex with a dirty butt all the nasty clumped up untrained ceman gets broken loose and sticks to your dick.

That dirty butt slut gave me a real case of the grit dick

by 1disturbedimmortal February 16, 2022

pussy grit

Raw feminine power infused with gritty masculine energy; Phrase used to describe a woman's energy & not to be taken in the literal sense.

Did you hear about that woman who caught a fish with her bare hands & then took a bite out of it? That's true pussy grit right there.

by DarkVersace August 12, 2023

Yellow Grits

Tusionexx cough syrup.. very thick and delicious way to get leaned

Fixin to ride out to the plug house for some yellow grits

by Bamabootypatrol August 22, 2011

Side Grit

A type of feaces that is known to stick to the sides of the rectum, resulting in a prolonged and intense period of excretion. Consequently, it also tends to stick to the exterior of the anus and often requires many applications of toilet paper. This type of feaces is the bane of campers, but will prove little hindrance to owners of a bidet.

Boss: "Why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
Employee: "I've been eating dehydrated food for the last week. You wouldn't believe the side grit I've had to dig out."

by cirlce of trust October 20, 2009