grit dick

After rough sex with a dirty butt all the nasty clumped up untrained ceman gets broken loose and sticks to your dick.

That dirty butt slut gave me a real case of the grit dick

by 1disturbedimmortal February 16, 2022

poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.

I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.

by poopsandwich November 12, 2014

Sixty-Grit

A problem most frequently encountered by students the night after a big house party:

When a prolonged night of sexual activity causes the male's penis to dry out and leave a thick layer of dried skin around the baloon knot.

John woke up next to Jane the night after the party with a hard ass Sixty-Grit.

by Lad_Daz April 5, 2011

Swamp Grits

The combination of chode sweat, crabs and beach sand that can be found anywhere between the ass crack and ball sack.

Man, an afternoon of chasing snatch on Daytona Beach has left me with a bad case of swamp grits.

by Umpaloompasmasher6969 March 23, 2022

salty grits

When a person is hype as shit thinkin they no everything but find out they was wrong

This term was derived in North Hills

dickhead you salty grits dick head wit ya little hype ass

by Shizzymac May 21, 2018

Yellow Grits

Tusionexx cough syrup.. very thick and delicious way to get leaned

Fixin to ride out to the plug house for some yellow grits

by Bamabootypatrol August 22, 2011

pussy grit

Raw feminine power infused with gritty masculine energy; Phrase used to describe a woman's energy & not to be taken in the literal sense.

Did you hear about that woman who caught a fish with her bare hands & then took a bite out of it? That's true pussy grit right there.

by DarkVersace August 12, 2023