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Funky Tardo

almost incoherent mumblings from far East telemarketers and tech. support personnel as they reach your voicemail and decide to hang up rather than leave a message. May also be a form of a localized, derogatory term for "the guy didn't answer his phone, I got his machine"

Most always captured on your voicemail, from an unknown number.
When I played my voicemails I heard "...funky tardo, funky tardo, <click>"
by P@ssw0rd January 27, 2011
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Funny do

Initially used to describe when on a night out you have too much to drink and do something embrassing, throw up or have to go home early because your too drunk.

Its use has now expanding to describe generally when unfortunate things happen or things go wrong e.g. things breaking, arguments, not feeling well, getting in a bad mood.
"I went out on saturday and had a funny do, had to go home at 12, too much vodka"

When your phone has broken: "My phones having a funny do"

When youve had an argument with someone: "Im having a funny do with Tom"

"Ive got so much work to do, I think I might have a funny do"

"Im so tired I might have a funny do"
by Vickyminaj January 3, 2012
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fecal funny gas

A person who opens someone's anus and waits until a fart comes out and inhales it
Man I feel like having some fecal funny gas right now
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Exalothorn: "I doubt it, but hey, it's worth a shot!"
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funky butt lovin

Term often uttered by a doctor after he is hit in the nose by a patient whose tendons have healed a little tight
Doctor: Ow! Funky butt lovin!

George: Did he say, "funky butt-loving"?

-paraphrased from the 1993 movie "Rookie of the Year"
by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007
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Funny Mud Pee

Funny Mud Pee is a curse Chinglish phrase created by Chinese social media users who post on Twitter extensively amid the global outbreak of COVID-19 in response to those tweets calling COVID-19 as Chinese virus and/or Wuhan Virus.
The United States will be powerfully supporting those industries, like Airlines and others, that are particularly affected by the Chinese Virus. We will be stronger than ever before!

Funny Mud Pee
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