Fried Icecream

the act of slathering petroleum jelly on your penis (or another flamable liquid) and lighting it on fire and ejaculating while still on fire the semen is then refereed to as fried icecream.

ouch my dick is burnt! you must have been making fried icecream.

by notwilly November 5, 2010

Freedom Fries

What French Fries were called in restaurants and snack bars run by the House of Representatives from 2003 to 2006, because France claimed that Iraq did not have WMD's.

I guess we will have to give up saying Freedom Fries because the French were right about no WMD's.

by quesondriac July 3, 2010

Bag Fries

The French fries found at the bottom of the fast food bag after taking the rest of the food out.

"Don't throw the McDicks bag out, theres still bag fries in it!"
Person 1)"Damn, I'm still hungry".
Person 2) "No problem, you can have my bag fries".

by *~Patty Cakes~* February 10, 2007

night fries

French fries served after 9 pm at fast food restaurants. these fries are usualy stale, soggy, chewy, burnt to a crisp, or otherwise sub-par. It is nearly guaranteed that if you order fries late at night from a fast food place, there will be something wrong with them.

I just went to mcdonalds and had to throw the fries out beacuse they were night fries. ow my meal is incomplete.

by Butter Balls April 18, 2009

freedom fries

Part of Americas plan to try and alienate themselves from other far better countries until all the world hates them. Once America is alone they will then proceed to nuke the vrap out of any country that dares to oppose them, Anyway looks like the joke is on the Americans, because the great symbol of Americanism that is the statue of liberty is French HAHAAHAHAHAHA FOOLS!!

by Meady October 25, 2003

Madonna fries

The last few french fries that fall to the bottom of a fast food bag. They often get discarded into the trash and make for good dumpster food.

True story ... When Madonna was poor she used to dumpster dive. She's on record as saying she was fond of McDonald's bags because there would often be some fries at the bottom of the bag.

It seems like every time I get fast food there are always some Madonna fries that fall to the bottom of the bag.

I saw some people dumpster diving for Madonna fries the other day.

by BWLPack July 3, 2009

Fried-Daze

When someone is under the influence of alcohol, marijuana, or any other substance on a Friday, and they have lost all awareness of their surroundings including: people, places, and/or things.

Just like fried foods amplify the sensation of eating, being in a Fried-Daze signifies that a person has taken their trance to a whole new level that is incomprehensible by those that are not in a Fried-Daze.

When someone walks into a 7-11 on Friday and attempts to purchase copious amounts of snacks including: King Size Reese's, Doritos, and Taquitos then proceeds to try and pay with their cell phone, they are clearly in a Fried-Daze.

by Dat Donut March 11, 2010