David

1.the most AWESOME guy EVER
2.loving,caring,sweet
3.puts up with my bullshit
4. SO CUTE
5.has the best sense of humor
6.MY BFFFFFFF
7.cheers me up always

Look at that cute little David over there

by MaRandom February 27, 2017

david

Cool kid that is most of the time Jewish. One of the best scooter kids in the world. Has or should have a best friend that is a lesbian so its ok.

person one:damm that kid is cool Who is that?

person two: oh, that's David.

by dog? April 23, 2018

the davids

muscly lines separating a man's torso from his hips/thighs.
these lines point the way to 'The Gruffudd.'
always used with 'the'

the davids point to the gruffudd

by synecdoche April 24, 2006

david

A fuck ass nigga who likes skinny white girls that talk with a lisp. These girls typically have super flat asses. This nigga david is usually walks very slow because he tryna check out some skinny white girls ass

Yo david that bitch your dating looks like a wall

by bootylicker1420 April 16, 2019

daviding

another word for masturbating

david was caught daviding on the bus

by Titanium Benj May 26, 2010

David

Biggest cock in the world, famous for doing Alabama hot pockets with his daughter's babysitter. His hydrolic water-cooling cock is measured at 16.4 feet which is perfect for tearing anyone's ass! He is currently viral on David Dobrik for having sex with his assistant (Natalie).

Natalie: OHHH THAT HYDROLIC COCK IS SO MASSIVE!!!! FUUUUUUCK!
David: Come to my bedroom.

Natalie: No I want to fuck you in the Tesla David Dobrik gave me.
David: I'll Alabama hot pocket you and Elon Musk you with my Space X cock.

by David Dobrik's assistant January 13, 2021

Davidism

A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.

"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"

by Follower of David January 10, 2020