E.W.A.L.D

Everyone With A Lump Dick

Karl: Did you hear Lukas is an E.W.A.L.D?

Mom: Oh, so he has a lump dick?

Karl: Yes...

by Pussyslayer92 September 25, 2018

R.A.N.D.A.L.L.L.L.L.

Reliability Assurance New Development Analysis Legacy Lifelong Ludicrous Loyalty Lead

R.A.N.D.A.L.L.L.L.L. is THE most coveted title all engineers aspire to. Don't attempt to use it in a sentence as you don't deserve to use it.

by imploded February 9, 2021

S.H.I.E.L.D

A word from the Marvel movies that stand for: Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division

A: Hey do you know what S.H.I.E.L.D stand for in Marvel?
B: Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics Division right?

by stella da boss February 3, 2022

Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

F.L.G.D.

Stands for: Fuck Life Get Drunk. Means just chill out relax and have a good time.

Dude dont worry about school just F.L.G.D.

by Liv Honey March 6, 2009

D.E.G.L

An acronym originating from Auburn, Al. D.E.G.L (Doesn't Ever Get Laid) or pronounced deagle represents someone who has been living a life of celibate chastity without any consent in society.

Dude just call him D.E.G.L its his nickname. Psssh, the kid never gets laid.

by hclaney May 13, 2009

D.T.M.L.

Adj. Deep Throat My Life~ nothing else can go wrong, it can't get any worse.

She asked me "How's your day going?";I replied " D.T.M.L."

by LEEO69 November 15, 2015