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Christanic

In Christanic, Jesus Christ is the Devil.
Christanic: Jesus Christ is the Devil.
by JeffMASSACRE May 15, 2025
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lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas
"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."
by Web quest December 9, 2018
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Dirty Christen

After applying spray deodorant under your titties and immediately forgetting you put it there, engaging in a hefty titty fuck, then sucking your partner off and essentially poisoning yourself.
"Gurrllls , I totally Dirty Christen'd myself again, I srsly need to stop doing so much before these romps."
by Octobabe July 2, 2023
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mr. christan

mr. christan: NO! NO BATTLE PASS FOR U
by neonmotion November 21, 2019
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