Callum 

The biggest whore in the universe

Callum is such a fat fucking whore

Callum by Meowshka April 3, 2020

callum 

a shrek like figure

oh yeah that girl is such a callum

callum by jollyfigure09 April 9, 2020

Callum 

A Boring ass stoner that you date for two weeks

eww look there's a Callum

Callum by 1224536728940487654321 April 20, 2020

Callum 

Hippopotamus

Callum is a hippopotamus fat animal that eats shit

Callum by Callum hater April 25, 2020

Callum 

The slowest human being ever. You ask him to play PUBG with you and he’ll tell you a long ass story before getting on. One word to define a Callum, spiky hair.

“He has spiky hair!”

“Must be a Callum.”

Callum by sloppywet May 8, 2020

Callum 

Fat prick who munches loaded

Callum "Feed me more"

Callum by Frog hunter May 9, 2020

Callum 

Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears

Callum is too funny

Callum by If your name is Kieron 🤤 May 20, 2020