Crop Job

When a couple gets naked and one partner starts running from a distance away, jumping in the air and farting directly on their lovers' face as they fly by. It is the expert version of crop dusting.

Jessica was super excited when her husband Jacob offered to give her a crop job for her birthday

by Randy Richard Cheese October 11, 2018

Crop Sharting

A failure to crop dust; the act of crapping in your pants instead of farting whilewalking in front of another.

Bro Ha: Hey Borat, i just crop sharted in front of Pamela.

Borat: Yeah i hate Crop Sharting around hot girls.

by Mr. Threegan-fun March 14, 2010

crop dusting

To walk into an enclosed area with a crowd of people and let out a juicy fart, then quickly exit before the smell registers, thereby leaving yourself blameless for the said fart.

I wish I could have seen the look on the clerks face when I left that nice crop dusting behind.

by 3pharmacychicks March 24, 2010

Cream of the Crop

Cream of the crop, the best of what you've got. Something that is better than all the other somethings.

"Hey man! The Ferrari really is the cream of the crop when it comes to foreign cars. It's like no other!" Said Jack, to Jill who drove her car down a hill and into a ditch needing a new one and decided to ask Jack for his opinion.

by Wilhelm Kaiser November 11, 2019

crop dusting

Origin: Ohio

Crop Dusting is a game or activity where the object is to rub your sack/unit against an unsuspecting person during conversation and acting like it was an accident, or pretending it never happened. Usually works best when one person is seated.

Crop Dust Scoring:
Male-1 point
Female-2points
Any Celebrity-5 points

Dude, that fuck just crop dusted me.

Hey, why the fuck are you crop dusting me right now?

by dont god damn worry about it December 28, 2005

Crop dusting

Sprinkling weed for any purpose, usually when rolling joints.

Dude, I can't talk right now, I'm crop dusting this joint.

by the420farmer April 9, 2009

Piece of Crop

Piece of Crop is a clothing company, started by William Forrest in West Hollywood, California. The brand is known for their unique and trendy outerwear- both tops and bottoms across the clothing spectrum.

I just bought a new hoody from Piece of Crop, and I love it!

by @williamforrest__ May 3, 2019