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Brendon

A disgustingly amazing friend. He is always willing to help you out if you mention a problem your having he the first to offer a solution. He may seem indifferent et at times but he has a lot to say.

He is sarcastic and likes very very dark humor. He is not easy to read and you can’t always tell what he’s thinking and he won’t tell you his thoughts but he shows he cares by his actions. He is horny but won’t ever find a girlfriend because he doesn’t want and because he scares them away. If you ever have a crush on him youll get jealous a lot because he talks to any girl and gives no one special treatment so you won’t know of he likes you or not. Probably best to avoid a Brendon if emotions happen.
There goes that pedophile Brendon again... luring little kids to his white beetle.

Brendon loves Jesus... so much so he wants to look like him.
by Schwifty bits December 26, 2019
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Brendon Urie

Jessica : That guy is such a Brendon Urie , you should totally ask him out John
John: Omg Jessica stop! I'm not sure if his into boys

(WE'LL NEVER KNOW)
by Lukagoth June 7, 2018
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Brendoning

A person who drives with no brains and is all over the road. A person who takes three turns on a straight and races with rage.
Damn this guy is brendoning. He is going to flip.
by James Jerome Jackson March 6, 2022
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Brendon

Brendon is a carefree and free spirited soul. He is someone who loves family and he loves to travel the may make some mistakes but he always means well and he brings the life of the party. He is very lovable and intelligent at the same time of him being able to bring a party to life he is also laid back and very chill he can and will make friends any were he goes and a lot of people fall in love with him instantly. He is the kind of guy who will do something that will cause embarassment to him for others to be able to get in a daily laugh. He can be shy but only at first he is someone who likes to skateboard and to learn a new language and he loves Batman and he is the kind who is into lightskins;) so if you ever get the chance to meet a Brendon take that chance and you wont regret it he will love you like family
That Brendon is so cool.
Brendon is a vibe.
by ALucidLight November 20, 2023
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Brendon

Peter: Brendon probably has really basic sex
Brendon: No i mean i can do it rough
by PlutonicSingleMan June 18, 2022
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Brendon

Brendon is usually a very chill dude has a lot of friends and He's probably dating a short brunette Brendon is probably charming sweet loyal and very protective
Brendon A very loyal and protective

boyfriend Don't flirt with his girlfriend cause you probably gonna get threaten
by anonymous September 26, 2021
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