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Brendon

Brendon is a great person! He defends his friends and always follows a certain code. He also simps for rich boys!
Brendon look! It’s togami

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by Thatonesimp June 2, 2020
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Brendon

always farts and it smells like utter fucking shit. one time had dreads.
do you see brendon over there?
yeah! he smells like pepperoni dog fart!
by catchuckle January 17, 2024
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brendon

shortest boy in the world
Did you see that midget, I bet that's Brendon.
by daddystopit July 7, 2021
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Brendon

Someone whose parent(s) couldn't distinguish between an A and an E
In tha and, it doasn't avan mettar Brendon
by 405 South November 23, 2021
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Brendon Urine

A former member of Panic at the Dicksco and helped Taylor Shit make her most watched music video on YouTube besides Shake It Off.
He also pees on a bunch of people he collaborates with, given his name.
Brendon Urine: I left Panic at the Dicksco and collaborated with Taylor Shit so she can get more famous.
Taylor Shit: WHAT?
Brendon Urine: Yes, and I tried to give you something yellow drink.
Taylor Shit: What is it.
Brendon Urine: We’ll my last name says so.
by gregben May 14, 2023
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THE BRENDON

The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.
by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023
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Brendon

A gay, stupid, drug addict who has 0 work ethic and 0 compassion
See the guy doing drugs in the corner, that’s brendon
by Wafflessssss April 4, 2022
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