boredom

noun; (1) A person who experiences difficulty being stimulated by the opposite sex. (2) One who prefers masturbation to sexual intercourse. See also wanker.

My word, Jeeves! Staying at home again? You're such the boredom!

by boredom May 5, 2003

the six stages of boredom

yes

i am at stage five of the six stages of boredom joe.

by Londos April 12, 2023

Rock Boredom

The level of boredom that is so extreme, you begin doing things that are entirely shameful and embarrassing. Sounds the same as "Rock bottom" in a Jersey accent, anyway.

You've officially hit rock boredom, buddy.

by AlgernonFTW October 15, 2010

beforeday

adverb, noun

1. the day before yesterday
2. two days ago
3. preceding recent times

related words: afterday

reference: a workaround to simplify the referencing of time, adapted from the Chinese 前天 (qiántiān, literally before•day), having the same meaning

1. Beforeday is the day before yesterday.
2. The trials of beforeday are the successes of yesterday.
3. I was informed only beforeday of the tragedy.
4. If only I had known beforeday what I knew yesterday...
5. Beforeday begets yesterday just as tomorrow begets afterday.
6. If it weren't for the written word, the minds of beforeday would be forever lost.

by yqjb February 17, 2010

boredom speaks

my awesome band
sorta like evanescense and paramore and boys like girls and my chemical romance together
just plain awesome

my band name is boredom speaks.
boredom speaks sounds like paramore

by hayshay May 16, 2008

boredom inertia

A mental state in which one is bored, but also has no desire to do anything fun.

Dwayne: Man, I am so bored.
Tyrone: Wanna go shoot some hoops?
Dwayne: Nah, I'm not feelin it.
Tyrone: Man, come on. You want to but you just got boredom inertia.

by waweber November 5, 2012

Boredom

the thing the universe has either too much, or too little of. it depends on how you look at it, as a good thing or a bad thing.

"I'm bored out of my boredom."

by LoredUmBoredom April 24, 2016