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The baguette goddess

The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes
Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”

Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”
by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020
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Baguette

A word that means a massive penis; over a foot long.
Dude, jack has a total baguette.
by Endei October 2, 2023
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Straight up full baguette

an adjective describing something of great magnitude or significance. An unusual chain of events against an individual.
Not only did Bill get fired for masturbating in the bathroom at work, but their also suing him for sexual harassment over it. They're giving him the straight up full baguette.
Dude! Andy parents just bought him a fully loaded truck for graduation. It's a straight up full baguette.
by TheNewWordGod September 18, 2017
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baguette arms

Arms which mildly resembles baguettes normally very short and weak also stubby chode like
by Dockers4hands January 29, 2018
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Baguette fight

You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.
Adam and Tommy had a baguette fight yesterday. It was funny and messy at the same time.
by Csokiskuki March 6, 2020
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Baguette Cremosa

Baguette Cremosa is when your jercking off and you are almost cumming, don´t cum and let your sperm rest in your balls.

Then you wrap your dick with a joint and heat your balls, then you cum and the sperm will come out has a gas and you take a reap from your dick joint.
Dude that baguette cremosa joint was hell a lit last night Fam.
by Machado Cardoso January 21, 2019
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nutella on the baguette

When a french (Guy or Girl) has anal sex, and there is some fecal matter on the tip of the penis after you pull it out.
Jean-Pierre just put some Nutella on the Baguette, bon Appétit
by crocodiledundee123 February 7, 2018
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