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Buffet Racer

Classic boat owned by middle aged overweight men. Owners are usually bald, fat, and annoying. They typically think they own the baddest ass boat on the planet. These are the same types of guys that own Mustangs and consistantly humble brag about everything they do. Owners will give many excuses as to why the craft may not perform as well as previously stated it will.
Timmy is out crushing waves in his Buffet Racer, the baddest boat on the planet.
by market price August 30, 2017
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Steamy buffet

Me and my girlfriend were taking a shower and she farted, giving us a steamy buffet, as the stench lingered in the moist contained air.
by Diggin12 January 15, 2016
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Home Buffet

the act of searching your kitchen for food that is
appealing to the appetite - so you lower your standards and repeat the search in lieu of dining out.
John said he didn't want to go out, as he was hitting the home buffet.
by Rye Lan January 14, 2013
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Buffet Squirrel

One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer
by Nathan Drack January 25, 2019
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hot buffet

Similar to a hot lunch, a buffet involves the act of shitting, pissing and vomiting on your partners chest.
by verbatim April 8, 2005
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Jimmy Buffetted

(1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music.
(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so Jimmy Buffetted last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting Jimmy Buffetted last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville".
by M Albury September 26, 2012
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Buffet Juggernaut

An individual that cannot be stopped at any buffet. He is feared by restaraunt owners for his ability to destroy profitability.
The restaraunt owners new they were going to lose money when the buffet juggernaut walked through the door.

You leave now! You been here for hour!
by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011
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