Arkansas shuffle

The act of deceiving another driver, by slowing down when approaching the other vehicle. Then waiving or even smiling at the other vehicle driver to make them assume you are giving them the right of way. Then BOOM, you speed off leaving them confused.
I'm going to let that nice old lady back out of her parking spot, WRONG.... you ain't getting in front of me gramps, you just tasted the Arkansas shuffle.
by Sgtbiddyboom June 30, 2023
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alphabetical Arkansas

Wacky 'n' wonderful "A-to-Z" definitions pertaining to da "state wif another state's name inside it" region.
Prime examples of "alphabetical Arkansas" include:
Barkansas: A locale where da dogs are prolifically vocal.
Darkansas: A deep-south demographic where a lot of da citizens are either well-tanned or of African descent.
Harkansas: Where everyone either actively recalls past eras or listens up and pays attention.
Larkansas: A land with lots of songbirds.
Markansas: A state where either Mr. Twain lived, or they make extensive use of chalk and/or Sharpie-pens to identify items, specify locations/measurements, etc.
Narkansas: A "stool-pigeon mecca" where zealots habitually turn anyone over to da Feds who's associated with less-than-legal medicinal/recreational substances.
Parkansas: An area where young folks regularly share delightful "lovers lane" encounters.
by QuacksO October 06, 2024
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Dirty Arkansas

When you fuck your cousin and ur sister in a 1977 impala and down a whole bottle of motor fuel down both females vaginal entries and snorkel the fuel out with half a straw and the right side of your tongue.
"Heh.. hey cletus what did u think of dirty arkansas I pulled on missy last night."
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Arkansas Saturday

visiting home and getting in a drunken fist fight with your father
went home for christmas and it ended up turning into an arkansas saturday.
by Trey greenwald April 21, 2018
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Arkansas Nosebleed

A sexual act which requires a man whose foreskin has recently been cut off and a woman on her period.

To perform this act, one must stick the foreskin into the woman’s vagina before her period comes, and when she has it, it will “catch” her period blood for her (or come out with the blood), almost like covering a nosebleed with a ripped off kleenex.
Person 1: What did y’all do last night?
Person 2: I found out she was on her period, so I gave her an Arkansas Nosebleed and had intercourse with her!
by guywhoinahole September 13, 2024
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Arkansas Chili Pie

The act of shitting in your lady friend’s vagina while simultaneously packing Fritos up her poop chute. Once complete, enjoy.

Not to be confused with the alabama hot pocket.
Darlene gave me that look last night before bed, had to give her the ole Arkansas Chili Pie.
by theyeetman February 16, 2019
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Ward Arkansas

A place of high class and style. It has many attractions such as a dollar general and occasional midget wrestling. The local dairy farm is owned by a very powerful and respected family. The best breakfast in the world can be found at Hank's Cafe. It has a population of around 3,000 people.
James- Hey man lets go to Ward Arkansas today?

Matt- No, I brushed my teeth yesterday.
by fireybritches117 March 26, 2009
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