by Ellisot October 05, 2020
among us people
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex
the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words
(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*
(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling
the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT
the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die
theres
the dater (male) : hey here my number 800-588-2300
the dater (female): lets haves sex
the troller: im gonna call a meeting and say alot cuss words
(crewmate) the rage quiter : NOOOOOO I DIED FROM A STUPID IMPOSTER NOO *leaves game*
(imposter) rage quitters: THEY CAUGHT ME NOOO *leaves game*
the host : hey guys no trolling
the noob: im running to a wall
the afk: .....
thd crewmate: doing task hope i dont die
im imposter: killing is what i do
the snitch: GUYS ITS PURPLE (purple: dude why you snitched) ... *leaves game*
the afk imposter: ...
the hacker: *ban*
the teamers: HAHAHAHAHAH wait we got voted out FOR WHAT (ghost: teaming) SO WHAT
the friends: *kicked*
the self reporter: ( everyone: where) in medbay
the stalker (crewmate) : stalking them so they dont vent
the stalker: (imposter) : time to die
by YAY_fucktheinternet November 30, 2020
The Among Us Virus is an E-Virus that effects the users mental state. A person who has Among Us Virus will see or hear Among Us characters or the words in everyday life. Exp: Seeing a fire alarm that looks like an among us character. The virus spreads through among us memes.
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