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almost halfway there

used when hiking to answer someone's dumb question of "are we there yet"
"are we there yet?"
"we are almost halfway there."
by SchizNoFriendia March 23, 2021
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almost four hundred dollars.

money approximately in the range between $350 - $399

but never exactly or over $400
how much did mom spend on you at lululemon?

almost four hundred dollars.
by flaccid grass March 18, 2023
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almost

almost is the saddest word in the English language.

because he was almost in love with me. I was almost good enough. she almost survived. he almost cared about me. we almost made it.
he almost loved me
by a other shy sad girl January 1, 2020
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Almost

An excuse you use to get out of being late for something
OR just a fancy way to say no without disappointing the other person
*stares at gps that says it will be another hour*
(To somebody) “Oh yeah, we’re almost there!”
*Thinking that they’re gonna be hella late*
by DioegoBrandoIsHOTTTTTT October 29, 2021
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Almost Threesome

A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.
I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me
by Zapper619 September 3, 2022
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Almost-incest

Almost-incest is a recurring plot in TV shows such as The O.C. (Shannon and Ben), The Flash (Barry and Iris) and of course Riverdale (Betty and Jughead). Some disgusting people have been trying to justify and normalise this, nevertheless, encourage it, and as the writers of these and many other TV shows have failed to acknowledge and/or speak up of the wrong in this, it has been in many shows for many years and has developed the term "almost-incest"
Almost-incest should stop being normalised in TV.
by Stevethehairharrington March 1, 2022
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