almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

Almost Hadhim

A woman who's almost married. maybe even had a few kids by the guy she wanted to marry....but never married.

Julia has three kids by Jason. She wanted to marry him but never did. Julia is a Almost Hadhim

by harryjohnson79635 August 7, 2023

Almost Threesome

A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.

I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me

by Zapper619 September 3, 2022

almost halfway there

used when hiking to answer someone's dumb question of "are we there yet"

"are we there yet?"
"we are almost halfway there."

by SchizNoFriendia March 23, 2021

almost four hundred dollars.

money approximately in the range between $350 - $399

but never exactly or over $400

how much did mom spend on you at lululemon?

almost four hundred dollars.

by flaccid grass March 18, 2023

Almost being

When you are a lot on the internet and dont feel that you are doing much really

I've been almost being like this for..lets say a year

by Windzard August 7, 2018

this chain is almost over! I'm proud!

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by Sussy bussy sinhala sus May 22, 2023