“Remember women’s rights in the 1700s, they were Glenn’s Dick.”
“Has anyone ever seen Glenn’s Dick? Me neither!”
“Has anyone ever seen Glenn’s Dick? Me neither!”
by Jackiechanskryptonite December 13, 2018
by Koelegozer123 December 18, 2019
the male version of a “karen”
- will yell at you if you accidentally mow part of his yard
- new balances stay on during sex
- 70% bud light, 30% anger
- has no problem telling your meat is overcooked at the function, even when it isn’t
- 6 facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password
- lost the kids in the divorce
- will yell at you if you accidentally mow part of his yard
- new balances stay on during sex
- 70% bud light, 30% anger
- has no problem telling your meat is overcooked at the function, even when it isn’t
- 6 facebook accounts because he keeps forgetting his password
- lost the kids in the divorce
Glenn came over to my garage to borrow my wood saw, it’s been several month. It has not been returned.
by spacemeatloaf October 08, 2020
An extremely sexy dude who pulls all the girls. He has a future playing in the NFL, MLB, NBA, and UFC. He will also end up saving the world from an apocalypse and be loved forever by all people. He also immediately becomes good at things when they are introduced to him. Glenn puts forth more effort than anybody on the planet. The only person to ever exist who is better than him is Jesus.
by BigSexyToes October 27, 2023
Glenn is a kind, thoughtful, sexy and hilarious soul. He thinks deeply and has a heart of Gold. Glenn’s can be described as ‘old souls’ as they are wise beyond their years and can often be misunderstood by their peers.
If you are lucky to enough to catch Glenn’s eye, you will be showered with unconditional love and affection. To be in a relationship with Glenn is to be deeply in love with your best friend. He will cherish you, adore you and be endlessly supportive of your dreams.
Glenn will surprise you everyday, whether it’s with his wit or passion for his special interests, you will never run out of things to talk about. He is funny beyond measure and will make you laugh harder than with any other man.
Children and animals are drawn to Glenn’s warm and kind soul, they can sense his big beautiful heart.
If you know a Glenn, or are in a relationship with one, know that you will have a friend for life and a companion who is like no one else. Glenn deserves to be loved with the ferocity in which he loves.
Expect to fall in love at first sight when you are introduced to Glenn. He will be the tall, dark and handsome stranger of your dreams.
If you are lucky to enough to catch Glenn’s eye, you will be showered with unconditional love and affection. To be in a relationship with Glenn is to be deeply in love with your best friend. He will cherish you, adore you and be endlessly supportive of your dreams.
Glenn will surprise you everyday, whether it’s with his wit or passion for his special interests, you will never run out of things to talk about. He is funny beyond measure and will make you laugh harder than with any other man.
Children and animals are drawn to Glenn’s warm and kind soul, they can sense his big beautiful heart.
If you know a Glenn, or are in a relationship with one, know that you will have a friend for life and a companion who is like no one else. Glenn deserves to be loved with the ferocity in which he loves.
Expect to fall in love at first sight when you are introduced to Glenn. He will be the tall, dark and handsome stranger of your dreams.
by Inlovewithglenn November 23, 2021
the biggest degenerate you will meet in your life. Literal dog brain will chase a laser point if presented.
by eljefedon November 01, 2021