God-Blocker

A brick wall designed to block out hot waves of Christ.
"Damn it, Frank! Would you take down that Damn God-Blocker?? My grandma's on the other side of that, and I think she's have problems with her trachea again!"
by Jonathan87 April 07, 2004
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Boner Blockers

A very tight pair of underwear for men that prevent a male from getting a full erection
This girl had on some tight yoga pants at the gym , I couldn't take my eyes off of dat ass. I was getting horny and didn't have boner blockers on so I had to get out of there quick!
by Jba000HD December 14, 2016
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half a blocker

A person who only looks attractive a half block away.
Bill: "Drive closer so I can pickup up that fine chick.Whoops, never mind, she a half a blocker."
by outerdrake February 12, 2016
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isle blockers

A group of two or more people blocking the aisle in your favorite retailer.
I really wanted some Ruffles but there were a bunch of Isle Blockers in the way, so I went to get some aluminum foil first.
by NEDGBASS February 16, 2018
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player blocker

mp3 player or other musical device with headphones worn by people, usually females, to avoid getting picked up by pimps. player blockers are used to divert attention from unwanted strangers.
When he saw Chanelle with her player blocker on, he knew he could not get through to her.
by urbanlifestudent December 02, 2008
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bowel blocker

A person who either intentionally or inadvertently prevents another person from having a movement.
I can't poop with an audience and I have three kids, two dogs and a wife who don't believe in privacy. My life is full of bowel blockers.
by benthered October 20, 2013
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Socket Blocker

Similar to "Plugthug: someone who'd kill for access to recharging facilities". Leaning towards people in non-electric vehicles parking in charging/parking spaces designated for EV vehicles, can also apply to anyone in an EV spot if you are searching for a place to charge.
"Hey Baby, we might need to charge the car in order to make it home"
"OK, we can go and charge at the store for a while, unless some socket blocker is in the way"
by TXBeardMaster April 20, 2015
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