3rd funniest

The person who's not as funny as the second funniest person, but funnier than everybody else on the charts.

Guy-What are you a comedian?
Other guy- Yea, I was the 3rd funniest guy on the show, have you ever been the 3rd funniest of anything?
Guy- You got a point, I was usually about 17th funniest out of 19 or 22, 3rd is more impressive than it seems.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

April 3rd

is brightest star park seonghwa day!! best day in the whole universe, we love you seonghwa ⭐️ te amo mucho hwa eres lo mejor que existe ATINY te adora

X: what day is it today??
me: today is april 3rd IT’S PARK SEONGHWA DAY

by 0304hwa September 23, 2023

May 3rd

National Miranda’s Birthday Day. Hug everyone you know named Miranda and say happy birthday.

It’s May 3rd so it’s Miranda’s Birthday time to get litttttty.

by BlahBlah2345 October 30, 2019

November 3rd

November 3rd is payback day after you are slapped by all of small, minute or medium friends it is your turn to take revenge feel free to slap all of your smaller friends for today is your day

Victory to the TALLies

Hammond: what's the date today
Dave: November 3rd
*a silhouette blocks out the sun*
Hammond: OH SHIT

by LucasLordOfDaSLAP October 31, 2019

3rd of December

3rd of December

National give someone a sweater day! (If yk yk) Give them a polyester sweater but if you don’t have one that’s perfectly fine. Still give them a sweater! Remember to give it to someone you really like!

I still remember 3rd of December, me in your sweater.

by Mak n’ cheese October 29, 2022

october 3rd

ask a boy some questions day. Use this to ask any boy, all the questions that you have ever wanted to ask them!

oh it’s october 3rd. Guess i can ask jermy some questions!

by Twirl October 3, 2021

October 3rd

National rail your boyfriends day

Me: It’s October 3rd, you know what that means
You: What
Me: It’s National rail you boyfriend day

by rylanbootytickes October 3, 2021