muted bugle

To perform oral sex on somone whilst inserting your finger/fingers in their anus

Hooli gave me a wicked muted bugle the other night

by Jason Moran March 7, 2008

Cheek Mute

Similar to Butt Dial, a Cheek Mute is when you hold your phone up to your face to talk, your cheek pushes the mute button without you realizing it.

I called my friend and kept saying hello, hello and shaking my phone wondering why he wasn’t answering me. I finally looked at the phone and realized I had cheek muted.

by rpcgal January 18, 2022

mute feta

(adj.) subtly or quietly bad; overrated. crumbling under the pressure like feta cheese. low key trash.

That new Quentin Tarantino movie was mute feta

by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

mute your screen

To turn off your screen, commonly used as an instruction from trolls.

"You're so bad at the game, just mute your screen."

by TenBaylor June 7, 2022

Mute main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Mute

Someone so intoxicated they physically can’t speak

You’re at a strip club with your girlfriend. You ask her a question and she just stares at you as a mute.

by Triplem93 January 18, 2020