thor

stupid idiot who is probably smell bad

retard thor

by hannah dorton skrrrt December 7, 2018

Thor

An imbecile who seems to think that he would be a better ruler than our lord and saviour Loki Laufeyson.

"I AM THE GOD OF THUNDERRRRRRR!!" ~Thor

by Willow Laufeyson September 14, 2018

Thor Odinson

Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.

Thor Odinson is a little pussy.

by Loki The Top Dawg May 25, 2024

The Thor

When you go to the bar and pick up a chick wearing lightning bolt ear rings. After bringing her back to your place while fucking her doggy style you rip the lightning bolt earrings out of her ears and jam them in her ass.

Hey you see that bitch over there?! I totally gave her the Thor last night!

by G unit15 November 26, 2022

thor arnold

generally a good buy who tends to have hugh lengths in both muscular and penis size.

wow, i wish i was thor arnold

by akasd asdaske January 29, 2017

Thor

The fat ass who is unhappy that his mom died. And so he goes home and plays Fortnite like a virgin

Me: Your such a Thor
Friend: Just because I play Fortnite doesn't mean I'm Thor

by tHOR fAG April 29, 2019

thor asle

A psychologist who loves waffles and lady’s called Biancka

Thor Asle: Hi Biancka!
Biancka: Hi colleague!

by Lukisen88 November 20, 2020