thor

A long hair bitch with his bob the builder hammer

thor my guy right here

by zzk May 13, 2019

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022

Thor Thunder Nut

When your partner sucks you off so hard that your Semen looks like thunder hitting your partner in her Vaguba.

I Thor Thunder Nutted jessica yesteday, it was pretty nice.

by TheRyaNut May 2, 2019

Thor

God of thunder, a large man with red beard and eyes of lightning.

A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.

During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ☁️

Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.

Thor

by Cuccigang August 14, 2018

Thor-loser

n. Thor-loser
a male-identifying person (AMAB, trans male, etc.) who gets mad when typically masculine superheroes are rebooted as a typically feminine superhero, played by an otherwise-identifying person in superhero movie re-makes
plural n.: Thor-losers

Reference:
“ Men who get mad when male superheroes are rebooted as women are called Thor losers. Thank you.”
by Twitter user: @OhNoSheTwitnt

“He’s such a Thor-loser. The re-make of Ghostbusters was amazing and hilarious.”

by BerylliumLithium December 8, 2019

Thor

Chris hemsworth with a hammer

Hey look its Thor!
do you mean chris hemsworth with a hammer
oh yeah I do

by TheGoldenGame October 7, 2020

Thor

When you're fucking your girlfriend and you start singing Thunder by Imagine Dragons

Thunder, feel the Thornder. Lightning in your bum bum (bum bum).

by poopSNARE January 18, 2021