lick dick day

January 24th is international lick dick day, so better get yo mouth on that garden hose

bitch succ my dick because its lick dick day

by nfds;lfjl October 15, 2019

national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend day

girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”

by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023

National Watermelon Day

A holiday on April 24th.

MAN 1: Hey dude did you know its National Watermelon Day?
MAN 2: Ew!

by NiggaMelon420 July 6, 2022

kiss a tiktoker day

november 7th is to kiss any that has posted a tiktok

have you posted on tiktok robert?
yes wh- 💋💋💋
it’s kiss a tiktoker day

by wsg maki November 5, 2021

National Slap a Hoe Day

January 8th is National Slap a hoe day. Slap that one person that gets on your everlasting nerves

person: Hey, it’s january 8th
hoe: ok??
person: you know what that mean…
hoe: oh shit its National Slap a Hoe Day

by rawrtastical January 8, 2024

national booty pic day

On April 24 every year a girl should send their boy friends or hood guy friend a booty pic as tradition.

Girl 1: its national booty pic day should i send connor a pic?

Girl 2: yes ofc girl full send it connor deserves it!!🤪

by triverx April 23, 2023

National nude day

July 15th is National nudes day. You must send nudes to anyone who asks.

A: Hey, did you hear its July 15th?
B: It's national nude day
A: Want some?
B: HELL YEAH

by Uncle Ben Stan July 12, 2023