Thong Day

October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.

Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”

(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”

by Rude Gernreich October 19, 2019

Grab ass day

Grab any girl ass on October 21

Hey brad are you going to join in on national grab ass day

by Brad76 October 19, 2019

National give Mary head day

Every feamale named Mary shall receive head on this day

Mary u finna get some hear national give Mary head day

by Jsjdhdjvdjx October 19, 2019

National suck a dick day

October the 21 is the national suck a dick day, this means that om this day every girl has to suck a dick

On 21 oktober it is the national suck a dick day, you must suck atleast one dick

by Quetip October 20, 2019

Hit Someone with a Chancla day

October 22
Latino kids can be like their mother’s for a day by smacking someone with a chancla.

(Chancla in hand)
Jorge: hey bro it’s THE 22nd..
Bro: which means Hit SOMEONE WITH A CHANCLA DAY! Oh n-*SMACK*-

by Somekiddo005 October 20, 2019

National Plastic Day

National Plastic Day is November 4th ! That means forget about those hydro flask and turtles and only use plastic !!

Hey Johnny it’s National Plastic Day that means we don’t have to carry our hydro flasks and can use plastic bottles !

by thefaxxxxxxxs October 20, 2019

National Sex Day

OCTOBER 25 grab your men or woman or loved one!! and get it on for National Sex Day

jim: yo bro me and my girl havent gone at it in a while :(
tom: don’t worry jim that will change october 25!! For National Sex Day

by 7878 jim slim7878 October 20, 2019