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31th January

Man 1 : oh it 31th January!

Russian man : OH MAN KISS ME

man1: hell yess

*agressive make out*
by Ryoswirlix January 31, 2023
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January 30th

Oh good heavens! Tomorrow is January 30th, National End Your Edging Streak Day!
by ballsackoclock January 29, 2024
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January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021
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no juul january

similar to no fortnite feburary, A month in which you cannot juul in any way, shape or form. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 600%, and nicotine addiction will decrease by 80%
dude 1: bro come to the bathroom during 3rd period and lemme hit your juul bro cmon 1 hit bro
dude 2: nah bro, i cant fail no juul January
by whamstan December 31, 2018
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January 6 2022

The last day The Lorax (2012) was available on Netflix in 2022, following the death of Betty White, voice of Grammy Norma in the movie, and around 2 months before the 10 year anniversary of the film.
Person: Did you hear about what happened on January 6 2022?

Parson: Yeah, people have been watching nothing but The Lorax on Netflix after the announcement it would be removed...
by Bunkeringo Jones Sr. June 10, 2022
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January

A petite, little ball of fire, who actually has a brain inside that noggin of hers. Witty and smart. Loves music. Loves to be adventurous and loves to rock hunt. Loves sex and has a really tight (you know) you'll find her staring at the stars or hunting down the Aurora Borealis.
If you come across a January , keep her, they're precious and rare.
by Raging Rhino January 22, 2025
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January 14

This is a day to throw anyone shorter than you in your friend group into a blender and drink their tasty flesh
It’s January 14 I’ve been waiting for this…
by TheFastestManAlive December 4, 2024
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