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July 20th

The day the of the moon landing. If this can happen with the computing power of a scientific calculator, anything can. Shoot your shot, take a risk, be a bad ass today.
Me: I'm finally going to talk to the coffee shop girl instead of stuttering at her creepily.

Friend: Hell yeah, ask her out while you're at it. Impossible things happen on July 20th.
by Nyx_Vyx July 6, 2022
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Julie S

shes a terrible teacher and doesn't know how to teach at alll!!!!
Person 1: do you know what we are learning in science?
Person 2: no, I have Julie S
by ilovegrapes25 February 19, 2024
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July 7

If its your boyfriend/girlfriends birthday today.

Just send them some nudes to make their day.
Camron: Its my birthday and its July 7th
Bailey: Ok so?
Camron: You know what that means.
by Jazzyyyy<3 May 8, 2024
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july 40th

A day that doesn't exist.
Hey! Isn't your sister's birthday July 40th ?
I don't have a sister. Oh, makes sense
by Maraaaaaa December 1, 2020
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July

July ist sehr liebevoll und diese gibt sie auch weiter. Diesen Menschen kann man nur lieben. Sie hat einen sehr tollen Charakter. Wenn sie erstmal einen Partner gefunden hat, kann sie sehr eifersüchtig sein.

July ist einfach nur toll!
July ist ein Name
by TOBWI November 23, 2021
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July 8th 2022

The day where all Canadians experienced a country-wide internet outage, causing everyone to flock to the nearest mall or Starbucks for Wi-Fi. Public apparatuses such as ATMs and PoS systems were rendered unusable, forcing thousands of businesses across Canada to temporarily close. Critical institutions such as hospitals, fire stations, and police stations were unable to function properly.

Basically it was like the end of the world....but in Canada... and only for a day.

All this because we literally have THE worst telecom infrastructure on this planet. The internet of 38 million people is controlled by two large corporations, Bell and Rogers, which means that half the country is fucked if either one of them stops providing internet. Canada's internet monopoly really needs to die (and also lower their damn prices).
Guy 1: Hey remember July 8th 2022?
Guy 2: Wasn't that the day where Rogers themselves couldn't even access the internet to announce the outage?
Guy 1: Ye lol
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July 13, 2007

Friday the thirteenth 2007
The day the horror film Captivity was Released
Twas the 13th of July a legend was born
This man born on July 13, 2007 was a beast and he was a mighty warrior who could face anyone
by Commander Ivan October 5, 2023
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