Riding my horse to Dairy Queen

The act of mounting one’s bed post and neighing loudly while eating soft serve ice cream

I’m gonna be riding my horse to Dairy Queen later, wanna cum along?

by Gmork the Wolf November 25, 2021

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!

A saying when someone gives you something useful but you don't like it at all and you would like to have something better for you .

In the past, when buying a horse, people looked to see if it had healthy teeth.

Dad: „I will give you my little car for your birthday.“
Daughter: „But I don’t like it! I’d rather like a big car!“
Dad: „OH, c’mon! Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth!“

by Jay Gee Pee May 28, 2022

Get off your high horse

A line people use when they get confronted directly for acting like a cunt to try to save face. It is normally used on people of equal or lower social standing and not generally used on people with power or authority. It is a pre-packaged response designed to win over the crowd or turn the tables and doesn't actually have any bearing on who is right or wrong.

Person 1: "Did you see Mark trying to hide his hair loss? It's so obvious."
Person 2: "Making fun of people's looks is kinda lame."
Person 1: "Get off your high horse."

by Tekaiguy August 30, 2019

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

A proposition that is two midgets and a barrel of tarantulas short of being the most horrific and scarring fetish ever imagined by man.

Well, hey there big boy. Would you like me to fuck you and the horse you rode in on?

by Calvin Luther September 30, 2009

Get off your high horse

An idiom used when you try to demoralise a smart cookie from spreading cringely bullcrap

Guy1: Ur such an idiot, u can't even include iostream and restart your computer
Guy2: Get off your high horse, you can't even write a paragraph in HTML, smartass

by probablythisnameisntused January 26, 2020

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

Directed to a individual to fuck off because they are not royalty.

To finalize a breakup. He says, " Your a crazy bitch!" but she says, "Its OVER! Your a MORON. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

by Man hater August 15, 2012

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

To express dislike towards a person

When breaking up with someone who leaves their gf/bf to hang out with another girl/boy somewhere else

Girl: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
Boy: What horse?
Girl: (Points at other girl) That fucking Horse

by Papi for dinner August 16, 2012