Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
by Kurosu February 24, 2019
Get the Un-Holy Crossmug. A Christian tree fucker who thinks there better then you because there Christian and don’t eat meat, I’m looking at you Peter you tiny holy tree fucker
Peter thinks he’s so much better then me because he’s Christian and a Vegan, but in reality he’s just a holy treefucker
by Uuuggggghhhhhhh March 17, 2024
Get the Holy treefuckermug. A counter to happenstance when a person feels that God is at work, and He is possibly, though not necessarily, being rather cheeky about it.
"You won't believe this, man. Something today told me I should call Max... It's been like 5 years since we even spoke. I really didn't want to, but I just kept feeling like I should. Kept nagging at me. So I sent him message and, look you can see, he messaged me at the EXACT SAME TIME!"
"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"
"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"
by Aje before beauty December 18, 2023
Get the Holy Mischiefmug. by Eushshtb March 12, 2025
Get the Holy Fuckey Baduckeymug. noun. a unique marital bond that is such a significant bond, that one can only compare it to a spiritual or "holy" bond between a married couple that enthusiastically "MART" (see ud definition) on one another.
"Aaron and Miranda live blissfully in holy Martrimony," says Tony to Dean when he noticed the couples room was over- powered by the ever-lingering, pungent aroma of holy martrimony.
by Tonecapone October 10, 2023
Get the Holy Martrimonymug. Cutting ties and all communication with ones church for any reason without explanation.
When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.
When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.
by Marcus8581 July 22, 2018
Get the Holy Ghostingmug. 
Get the holymug.