Safe goat

mocking a weak point in anothers self esteem due to the fact that said person doesn't have anything else to say; moreover, a coward

Man you're such a safe goat, nothing better to say looking ass

by mralwaysright0000 March 10, 2017

Goat thumb

It's the same thing as a clubbed thumb but sounds a lit cooler and less demeaning.

Hey did you see Megan Fox has a goat thumb!!

by Walter502 May 30, 2025

goat fister

An individual who gets pleasure out of fisting goats.

Oit Barry you great big goat fister.

by Wackojacko2219 September 07, 2017

dead goat

a goat scared to death

the goat is a dead goat

by why are you looking at this March 13, 2017

Dildo goat

What you call a Bucko straight outta Buckinghamshire that looks like a goat straight outta farm and just loves his sex toys.

Sham that Ben guy is such a Dildo goat

by Mr Spunk March 19, 2016

Scott "the goat"

A good looking big dick man that knows how to please his woman in all parts of life. Would give you the shirt off his back and is so loving and is loved by me.

Did you see that awesome man, he has to be Scott "the goat".

by The goat 82 October 12, 2020

Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021