Paper pirate

A less offensive way of saying white people, reserved for social media to not get banned.

"Ranch flavored ice cream? Sounds like paper pirate nonsense to me."

by Goon the troll June 5, 2023

pirate dicking

The act of slamming your dick on objects or countertops just to hear how loud it is.

The echoes in this room are fantastic, wanna do some pirate dicking with the echoes?

by monkeymandcs September 13, 2017

Pirate Wasted

When you're so drunk you have to close one eye but you're still on a mission to find some booty.

"Hey, why's Trini mackin on that rando lookin guy with one eye closed?"
"Hahaha... It's cuz the club's about to close and she's pirate wasted."
Aaarrggh 😜

by Yamamasayzwut April 19, 2023

Pirates of the Caribbean Theme

This song is used to display excessive levels of madladdery. It represents all the aspects of being a madlad. This can also be used when someone is doing something very dangerous but looks incredibly like a madlad. Instead of calling for help in this situation, you play the Pirates of The Caribbean Theme

Person 1: Dude, look at that guy! He's surfing on a tsunami!
Person 2: Shit, someone play the Pirates of the Caribbean Theme!

by 3numbers January 5, 2019

Pirate Patch

When a man with one testicle places it over the eyes of a partner, much like the Arabian Sunglasses.

"My husband gave me a Pirate Patch for Halloween. Wasn't quite what i was expecting...."

by autisticpirate October 12, 2025

vikings vs pirates

the hottest debate in all of 2nd grade

person 1:Wanna talk about vikings vs pirates?

person 2: Vikings are better.

person 1: Shut up

by ILOVELEAN February 24, 2022

Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles

by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018