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Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone's mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
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waffle wench

The best like eva word eva , A adjective originating from the words wench and waffle. It can be used as a power ful insult
That waffle wench ate my waffles
We r well ard chavs n u are a waffle wench
by flamoog April 25, 2005
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The Waffling Tomas

When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
by Xiaopinglingding November 30, 2024
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Waffle Stomper

When you stomp poop down the shower drain
Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop
by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020
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Sloppy Waffle

When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle
"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"
by xXMLGSHREKTXx September 12, 2016
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waffle text

He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)
by Inventor of the waffle text. February 18, 2011
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Waffle Housed

The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.
George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.
by Dolphind42 August 26, 2013
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