slaying but praying

a republican gay

That's Jessica, she's slaying but praying.

by mer<3 May 7, 2022

Jack o Platinum

Jack o platinum is the best shiny in yba. only cool poeple have it!!!!!!!

Oh my God! this Guy over there has Jack O Platinum! Hes soooo cool. hes living my dreaam

by lolman187 August 9, 2022

records went platinum

When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors

“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”

by Bangswell October 23, 2023

Eight Mile Plains

A large suburb in Brisbane’s Southside. Contains mainly Asian people - Koreans, Chinese, Indians.

I live in Eight Mile Plains.

by Rpeng5 June 25, 2024

Eight Mile Plains

A decent suburb in Brisbane’s Southside. The ethnic majority is Indians, Chinese, and Korean.

I live in Eight Mile Plains

by Rpeng5 June 25, 2024

Crediting and paying

You didn't build it WITHOUT me and you are PRETENDING that you DID do that.

Hym "So, no, that is not what happened. You tried to build it WITHOUT CREDITING AND PAYING ME... And then you tried to condemn me to hell and empower a retard to do a single white female and your weren't doing it ironically because if THIS doesn't happen you just do that until I die. And now I'm probably going to have to murder some of you. Which, you know, is a little unfortunate because that's hard to do in a way that is fair for everyone but still... Apparently that wasn't an option for you! You thought that was an option and it WASN'T that. SOOOO... This isn't a battle for leverage here. I can't do anything without the credit or payment. Literally. There is literally nothing I can do. And there is nothing YOU can do... Because YOU didn't invent artificial intelligence. You want something to happen that isn't ever going to happen. I'm not doing anything you tell me to do. Ever... What do you want me to tell you here? Because I'm not going to tell you that. I already told you what I'm going to tell you and you're either going to do that or you're going to suffer the consequences of not doing that. And I am not going to suffer the consequences of ANYTHING because I will just kill myself and take all of you with me is you try to do that... Soooo..."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022