Dick Bicycle

The primary means of transportation for fitness minded penises everywhere.

My wife gave Big John (her name for my male part) a dick bicycle for Christmas so he could stay in shape.

by Toddzilla69 July 8, 2020

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Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.

Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”

by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022

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Mates with dicks out

It’s like friends with benefits but hotter

Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out

by jakerob December 6, 2019

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Blue Balls White Dick

When you get blueballs but baby batter still comes out

Dude: She kept stopping and going so I got blue balls but I still came, it just hurt

Chad: Damn, You got blue balls white dick
Dude: what the fuck

by Dinodiddler September 26, 2022

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dick spooning

When two guys (knobheads) try to dock, and fail, so they lay their dicks next to each other like they’re spooning.

Dave: Hey James what are you up to?
James: Nothing much, wanna dock?
Dave: Nah bro, I just wanna dick spoon tonight

Dave and James enjoyed dick spooning a lot

by Richard_69 October 26, 2017

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