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Queef of the ass

Queef of the ass means you shit your asshole off to the point it sounds like a queef.
I heard Meghan on the toilet yesterday, she must’ve had a queef of the ass!
by Poudussy September 22, 2021
mugGet the Queef of the assmug.

ass tits

When a person is confused about whether they are seeing boob cleavage or butt crack, the safe guess is a combination of both.
by 1BadMF July 30, 2018
mugGet the ass titsmug.

Gassy Ass Syndrome

An internal deadly (for the one who smells the farts) colon rotting disease that when released out of the anus smells akin to a dying animal in a sewer full of rotten boiled eggs. Only 1/1000 people have this horrible disease. Famous painter, Jacques Felipe Rogiar, died from smelling noxious gas released by his assistant, Georgio, who had Gassy Ass Syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Goddamn. What is that horrible smell?
Some dude: Sorry bro, I got gassy ass syndrome.
Charlie Sheen: Fuck man. That is deadly! Go to a doctor for christ sakes!
mugGet the Gassy Ass Syndromemug.

Pepperoni Ass

When a person has a bountiful amount of acne on their butt, like a pepperoni pizza pie
I can’t hit you doggy style anymore because I can’t stand to look at your pepperoni ass.
by annhud November 16, 2023
mugGet the Pepperoni Assmug.

shit ass

it has nothing to do with speedruns or any gaming crap. thats some more dumb millennial crap. its basically calling you a baby and its been around longer than most people that answered have been alive!!
hey shit ass quit crying and get back to work. all you did was hit your thumb with a hammer.
by Maniacjack74 August 20, 2022
mugGet the shit assmug.

Ass-ski

Her ass is so big you can ski on it.
She has a bomb ass-ski.
by QuinnahR May 2, 2011
mugGet the Ass-skimug.

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