Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.

1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

Ass don’t tell

When you are tight lipped about your sexual exploits. But the people you sleep with aren’t…

Hey! What happened with you! I saw you chatting them up at the bar!

Well, you know ass don’t tell.

by INCYCShow March 24, 2022

Ass bigat

When your boyfriend is a douche but he doesn’t like the word douche. So you substitute it.

Wow, that frat boy is such an ass bigat for wearing those salmon pants and boat shoes.

by Yogirlayy October 28, 2017

Ass Roulette

When a hooker is put in the middle of a group of lads whilst they hold each other by the feet, the hooker is then spun around with her knees on a cloth and the ass she lands on, she then has to eat it.

The boys whilst in Thailand got a Thai Woman to play ass roulette with both of them in one of the massage parlours at 3am in the morning

by seanmacca94 July 25, 2019

Lard-Ass

It's a fat ass person who holds they're 5 buck box from taco Bell while also holding they 20 piece Mc nuggets from McDonald's. They also way about as much as a bus...

I saw a Lard-Ass ordering everything of of the McDonald's Menu.

by Yur a face October 13, 2019

DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I

One of the big reasons I left LAS VEGAS , HENDERSON AND PARADISE NEVADA.

As a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE I got tired of these DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I who were METH HEADS and had sympathizers and for years bowed down to a METH HEAD AND METH DISTRIBUTER MATTHEW SHEPPARD and on top of that they TRESPASS me for not doing METH or going along with it and at the time CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION was on their side along with the CEO MATTHEW O MADDOX of WYNN RESORTS INTERNATIONAL but I had to run away which I wanted anyway to SILICON VALLEY as my LIFE WAS SAVED BY ALPHABET and not only that because things turned 180 degrees since there had to be sophisticated meth intervention of CELINE MARIE CLAUDETTE DION to save her LIFE it is now boomeranging back in these DRUG THUG DRUG DEN supporter faces and especially all DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART I that are still perverse about the before things change sympathizers like GARY the MANAGER at HAWKS who TRESPASSED me two years ago when he was manager at THE ENTOURAGE at the time in NOVEMBER 2019 because I threatened to kill a meth head that ran lit a crystal meth in my face and almost set the drapes afire and LOU ANNE said he was so scared he ran out naked and GARY again said I was TRESPASSED at HAWKS GYM AND SPA now the manager.

by BOOMERANG EFFECT September 8, 2021

copy catter ass ho

Some "me too" ass bitch. Just can't think for herself; always on some other bitch time.....

Friend: Who still wears Michael Kors bags? Shit trash.

Copy Catter Ass Ho: *gives MK bag back to her mother*
Omg, yaaass! Bitches bums!

😒 BRUH.....

by Smylii June 14, 2017