Lung Day

To hit the nic so many times in a day it is like you worked out your lungs

Yo I hit lung day to day my lungs are so sore.

by Nahilife July 30, 2022

National Slime Sartaj Day

When you see Sartaj out in public you know it's time to slime him out
This holiday is celebrated on July 7th

"Bro have you seen Sartaj today? I NEED to slime him!"
"You coming? It's national slime Sartaj day, we gotta move."

by zzsaturn July 7, 2025

National sex day

THIS DAT OCCURS ONLY ON DECEMEBER 12th
A Day where you and your partner have sexual intercourse

“ wanna have sex on national sex day”

by Chongdong4321 December 10, 2020

Valentine's day

The Catholic feast day of St. Valentine: Patron saint of young people, happy marriages, love, lovers, bee keepers, fainting, travellers, plague, epilepsy, and affianced couples.
Without St. Valentine, there would be no Valentine's Day.

Let's celebrate Valentine's Day in honor of St. Valentine and his feast day!

St. Valentine was a man of much love! We should ask him to intercede more!

by Evangelist February 14, 2015

grab ass day

everyday is

grab ass day

by qualpapi May 4, 2022

Lazy day

A girl you can crack whenever,no need to put in much effort she’s not like regular girls where you need to chase,she will let you crack just because she wants to get cracked

Nahhh that girl she’s easy she’s a lazy day

by Therealsharkerrrr February 22, 2025

Two's day

Two's day is tuesday 2/22/2022 because there are a lot of two's en it's kind of a pun.

Person 1: When are we going to marry,Larry?
Larry: On Two's day my dear.

by Beetits June 18, 2018