national heart string day

everyday

omg it’s national heart string day! let me send my girl a pic of my jogget strings in a heart

by ursuperhotgf December 1, 2021

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be extra nice to your girlfriend day

be extra nice to your girlfriend on may 29th. what else can i say? she deserves the world

“oh shit! it’s may 29th! i have to be extra nice to my girlfriend today.”

“why?”

“it’s be extra nice to your girlfriend day.”

by CalliopeManga May 29, 2021

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International Female Orgasm Day

(noun)
8 Aug. every year!

International Female Orgasm Day

An annual celebration held on August 8th, dedicated to recognizing, honoring, and promoting the importance of female pleasure and sexual satisfaction worldwide.

Person 1: "Yo, did you hear it's International Female Orgasm Day?!"
Person 2: "Yeah, the women are probably FREAKING right now!"
Person 3 (woman): "Hell yeah we are!"

by apparently_iris August 8, 2024

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the smiths day

the day in which all hot people get to celebrate the love for this band ‘the smiths’.

let’s go celebrate the smiths day!!!

by bigsexymilf125 May 17, 2021

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national humble a private school boy day

December 22nd is national humble a private school boy day. A day to humble a boy who went to private (most likely christian) school with an astronomical ego.

“hey it’s December 22nd”
“so what”
“it’s national humble a private school boy day!”
“alright let’s open snap it’s time to make sure these boys don’t get out of line again”

by borgandonor December 21, 2022

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